So, how much of a Spanko are you? I've concocted a simple little test for you to find out.
Look at the photo below for 2 seconds - and ONLY 2 seconds.
OK - now choose which of the following best describes your immediate reaction:
a) OMG, what magnificent breasts. I would love to get my hands on them.
b) OMG, look at those breasts. I would love to get spanked by a woman like that.
c) Nice lap, and that's a nasty little hairbrush she has waiting for me.
d) Hm - that hairbrush is too small, and that stool is not very practical for spanking. One hard swat or the slightest kicking on my part would topple the both of us onto the floor... what, she was topless?
First, if you stared at her chest for more than the allotted two seconds or for longer than you did at the hairbrush on her lap, you have already failed.
If you chose 'a', the only cause for you to consider yourself a Spanko is that you're here taking this survey, but only perhaps because the Disney website was down for maintenance.
If you chose 'b', there's hope for you. But you probably need more lap time - a LOT more. Go get spanked and then take the test again.
If you chose 'c', well, I'm impressed. You are the real deal. Pat yourself on the backside. HARD.
If you chose 'd', you are off the scale of this test. Get help.
I'm stepping up and saying C, because I am the real deal. :-)
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DeleteI rather think I failed, because the only thing I could think of was those magnificent breasts and how much I'd like to use the brush on her bottom with her over my lap.
ReplyDeletehmm.... since you are most certainly a spanko of the 1st degree, I think this test only works for the spankees among us. I'd have to concoct a separate one for the brush wielders out there.
DeleteI was an honest "C" on this, mate (though I admit that I looked at her suspenders longer than that brush). :)
ReplyDeleteWaitasec, people who ogled her "awesome breasts" are the type also looking for the Disney website?!
What about pervy spankos with Disney spanking fantasies? (and does that now include Princess Leia spanking fantasies?!)
'Waitasec, people who ogled her "awesome breasts" are the type also looking for the Disney website?!'
Deleteum. yes.
This was great! I am "B"
ReplyDeleteI know my weakness--it's large natural breasts.
I need to be spanked to help me not be a slave to this weakness ;-)
-H
Hi Red:
ReplyDeleteFound myself gazing at the whole picture and going; "OMG stockings, hair brush, breasts!! Warning Will Robinson! Going into core meltdown!"
Honestly her beautiful stocking covered legs and feet were as much of a draw as her breasts.
But yeah C was definitely the closest option! ;-)
Well, you do mention breasts as the third thing you noticed, so you definitely rate a 'c'
DeleteYup! Straight for the hairbrush! What's this about breasts? .... Oh, I see.
ReplyDeleteJulian
I choose "b". In fact, I've had that exact fantasy... ;-)
ReplyDeletetsk, tsk - best go get your butt warmed and work toward that 'c' rating... :)
DeleteSorry, the titties are just too compelling... ;-)
DeleteNo need to apologize - just think of all the lap time you can log in prep for the next test.
DeleteHonestly, C all the way. I have learned over the years not to question the bursh size or the chair, just judge the lap!
ReplyDeleteWell done
Ron
yes I was a c. no doubt. my eyes immediately went to her lap and the brush.
ReplyDeleteIn your case, I never would have doubted it.
DeleteI failed too. Her breasts are lovely, and she is so pretty! I certainly don't want her to spank me.
ReplyDeleteBut I would be happy to spank her with that brush, if she deserved it.
Deirdre
That would be a sight to behold.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back to the Blogoverse.
One of the few times I'm proud to have scored a "C" on a test.
ReplyDeleteMichael_Michael
C is the passing grade here.
ReplyDeleteI got a C also because the first thing I saw was the hairbrush and her lap...............lol
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