Saturday 7 April 2012

Your Babysitter for Tonight

Good behavior is optional. Consequences, however, are mandatory.

18 comments:

  1. It would have only taken me 30 seconds to get a chair from the kitchen and bring it into the livingroom for her :)

    max

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  2. love the thought, but the reality would be frightful.. Red

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  3. I'm 70 yrs old and I need a baby-sitter like this one. Good behavior, however, isn't possible.
    Julian

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  4. I would love it if she was so strict that there was no way to avoid getting blistered!!!

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    1. Oh, don't worry - this one doesn't tolerate any nonsense. Experience has taught her that the best way to deal with misbehavior is to nip it in the butt... I mean, the bud.....no, I mean the butt....

      you know what I mean.

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  5. I think if she told you to behave whilst holding that brush most little boys, or girls for that matter, would do exactly what the babysitter told them to do.

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  6. Rather than a 'babysitter', this one very much reminds me of my wife - a virtuoso with the hairbrush... as well as with a number of other 'instruments'...

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    1. you're a lucky man. I used to know a girl who looked much like this, and I swear she could have got me to do anything.

      Come to think of it, she usually did...

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  7. How about some drawings of actual spankings, the before and after stuff is ok but I preffer the real thing .

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  8. Not sure Aunty, I may misbehave just for the heck of it and to see if she is seriuos, but she is amazing,

    Thanks

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    1. I'm glad you like her - she'll probably show up a few more times down the road, and not always in the guise of a sitter.

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  9. just being left with Her. arbitrary power entering my life and taking over.

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    1. Maybe that's the appeal of the babysitter - this person who just waltzes in out of nowhere and assumes full, albeit temporary, authority.

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  10. Mmmm, a hairbrush and a sideways look filled with portent. What's not to like? Another winner, my friend!

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    1. subtle body language (as applied to spanking) fascinates me. Little nuances - a raised brow, a smirk at the corner of the mouth, a hand planted on a hip - communicates SO much, doesn't it?
      A sideways glance usually offers some variation of 'you are so close to getting what for, buster...' a final warning sign, sort of like how a cat crouches just before it pounces.

      I also have a serious weakness for bangs and ponytails, but that's another story.

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  11. oh wow......This is really a masterwork! I love how it leaves soooo much to our fertile imaginations...awesome work as always! ! !

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    1. Thanks! A girl that looks like her is the true masterwork, not me.

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