Sunday, 11 November 2012
The Spanko Test
So, how much of a Spanko are you? I've concocted a simple little test for you to find out.
Look at the photo below for 2 seconds - and ONLY 2 seconds.
OK - now choose which of the following best describes your immediate reaction:
a) OMG, what magnificent breasts. I would love to get my hands on them.
b) OMG, look at those breasts. I would love to get spanked by a woman like that.
c) Nice lap, and that's a nasty little hairbrush she has waiting for me.
d) Hm - that hairbrush is too small, and that stool is not very practical for spanking. One hard swat or the slightest kicking on my part would topple the both of us onto the floor... what, she was topless?
First, if you stared at her chest for more than the allotted two seconds or for longer than you did at the hairbrush on her lap, you have already failed.
If you chose 'a', the only cause for you to consider yourself a Spanko is that you're here taking this survey, but only perhaps because the Disney website was down for maintenance.
If you chose 'b', there's hope for you. But you probably need more lap time - a LOT more. Go get spanked and then take the test again.
If you chose 'c', well, I'm impressed. You are the real deal. Pat yourself on the backside. HARD.
If you chose 'd', you are off the scale of this test. Get help.