As the title implies, this blog is all about butt-bruising, tush-tanning, seat-smacking, heiny-heating SPANKING!
(strictly of the Female Dominant kind; here we treat
a lady with respect - except, of course, when we
want to get her mad enough to, well, you know...)
What kind of a regular feature would RetroFix be without a tribute to the queen of 20th century feminine icons? With the possible exception of Queen Elizabeth II and maybe Princess Diana, she was probably the most photographed woman in history, and a sort of royalty in her own right.
And what is there to say about her that has not been said a thousand times over? What could I write that could adequately accompany her image, other than that I've tried to hunt down shots that are suggestive to a spanko imagination, and outfits that seemed tailor-made for delivering a sound spanking.
Now, normally with RetroFix tributes, I focus on the actress, but this one is a little unique, since it was specifically the character the talented Miss Tyler Moore played that I (and countless other guys) fell in love with in reruns of that seminal sitcom of the early 60's.
Who didn't want to be Rob Petrie? He spent his days joking around with his friends at work, and came home to a woman who could 'turn the world on with her smile'.
That smile could brighten up a room or it could be alluring and subtly suggestive...
And as much as her dazzling smile turned me on, when Laura's temper flared (which it did often enough), the effect was meteoric. No wallflower, she was not afraid to give Rob what for once in awhile. That sweet, genteel icon of retro domestic femininity projected a no-nonsense authority and power that reached across the airwaves and deep into my spanko heart. Acting or no, it must have been a sight to behold on the set.
And, to top it off, she could offer a naughty hubbie an enticing lap...
Who else could make capri pants sexy?
Mind you, adding a fuzzy sweater doesn't hurt...
One thing that always puzzled me, though, were the twin beds. Now, I realize the social niceties of the early 60's didn't allow couples to share a bed on national television, but you have to wonder how Richie got there. Maybe he was conceived on the kitchen counter....? That thought made Laura even more exciting...
After a 5 year run, and decades of syndication, I also have to wonder how many other spankos Laura is responsible for creating...
Prim teachers in pencil skirts tapping on blackboards with yardsticks, throwing stern, reproving glances over their glasses, and handing out detentions for misbehavior..... long trips down the echoing halls to the headmistress's office, trembling at the impending prospect of her tawse and cane.... bouncy cheerleaders sashaying (?) through the corridors in short flouncy skirts.... Well, not exactly the high school I went to, but it ought to have been...
With schools once again opening their doors, I thought this would be an appropriate opportunity to promote one of the best tumblr blogs out there, devoted to schoolmistresses: Strict Schoolmistresses, Prefects, and Babysitters As if the title weren't enough to encourage you to visit, here's a gallery of samples:
I don't know who the sitemaster is, but I applaud his efforts, and let's hope he keeps it going.
